C forums about lunatics:
Anna: and my husband came from the night shift, went to bed, I sit and watch television next to him. Suddenly wrapped up, raised on his elbows, opened his eyes, stared in the focus of the telescope and said, "Someone shines me with a hot laser in the eyes... Dimon, remove the malfunction, ah?"
I turn off the TV, it closes its eyes, releases something like 'Ugu' and with a sweet whimpering, like a baby, falls asleep again.