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 11.03.2010
Called to court today. While waiting for the start, I remembered that there was one unpaid fine. And they need to be paid within 30 days, otherwise they can close for 15 days, even for a fine of 100 rubles. I see a fine from the same number as today, only last month. I don’t think I have time to pay it all, and 30 days have passed – I got it. And then I realized how wrong I was when I annoyed the strange month of February. February is so cute. And people are so nice that they invented February. And I was so lucky that it was only 28 days. February saved me from prison.
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