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 12.03.2010
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Ura to! It is done! I have been feeding my cat with dog food for six months. Yesterday someone knocked on the door, so she jumped from the couch and cried out loudly :) I will continue feeding until she starts laughing and bringing t-shirts.
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My owner is mad! I am a cat and he feeds me with dog food! I decided to take the last measure: pretend to be a dog! Maybe then in these human brains will appear at least one thought! It is important to feed cats with cat food. Eating dogs is harmful. Don’t believe it, ask the veterinarian. Who does not care about my fate!!! to
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