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 14.03.2010
This is what "life will punish" means:
At noon, at the bus stop on the sidewalk goes mommy and baby. Near the stop, a lounge (small but seemingly deep).
On the right lane, a boomer runs, runs through the pit and splashes a child with a mommy. The boomer stops against the stop, preventing the approaching bus. The boomer comes out of the uncle al-Blatna, but more potts than deeds :)
Following is the following:
Mom and child shout at the boomer's wheel.
The driver, not paying attention to anything, talks about the hands-free and buys cigarettes.
I pass by the boomer to get into the bus, I stumble, I fall on the mirror and break it off :)
The man continues to buy cigarettes. I jump into the bus and see a shy guy opening the doors of the boomer, picking up the barbecue and falling a little further away.
Z is. The car lovers! Do not ride on the gazebo, do not park against the stop, do not leave the car open.
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