One day, on a hot summer day, a car was driving on a country road towards the coast of the Baltic Sea. There was a young man behind the wheel, we would call him Misha.
Miche very much wanted to dive his exhausting from the heat body into a cool sea wave, as a result of which the speed regime set at 70 km / h was exceeded by them twice the edak, which in turn could not but rejoice hidden in the bushes with the radar employee of GIBDD.
Write a report!"
Misha: "Compile, there is no money."
A protocol is drawn up, haishnik: "Will you write an explanation?"
And then "I will" He writes an explanation, gives to Haishnikov.
He is reading.
Oh, yes, the protocol is broken, and with the words "Well, you and the shit!" Miche gives the documents.
In the explanatory was written: "I, such a number of such a car... did not violate the rules of traffic, was attached to the seat belt, but I was stopped by the inspector of the GIBDD and under the pretext of checking documents invited into his car, where he demanded to enter into sexual contact with him, threatening to make a protocol on excess speed on me. I refused to enter into sexual contact with the inspector." Date, signature.