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 19.03.2010
Blonde
And you could love mercury for a loved one.
by Anton
What does it mean to "love mercury"? I can watch it, but not drink, or, for example, touch it, or swim in it.
Blonde
What is incomprehensible here. I said to love, not to drink or seek.
by Anton
You know, I probably can’t. The fact is that I already love tetraethyl pork.
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