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 20.03.2010
Cut out from one forum "anti-child masturbation". Here are some signs that your child is masturbating.
Does your child lock his room? It is harmful for a teenager to desire solitude. Per at this time he is masturbating!
Do you listen to "rock roll"? If a teenager rebelled against God so much that he started listening to devil’s music, then probably that’s enough to start masturbating.
Does a teenager have liberal political views? The weakening of the mind caused by masturbation can lead to the appearance of left-wing views.
Does the child wear fashionable clothes and hairstyles? If a child cannot resist the pressure of peers and changes his appearance, then he probably cannot resist masturbation.
Does your child use abbreviations and changes the writing of words when communicating electronically? This can be caused by dementia due to chronic masturbation. Such a letter is observed only in cases of dementia due to masturbation. If a child writes this, it is probably too late to help him. He will have to be placed in a psychiatric institution.
Have you caught your child on masturbation? If you entered the child's room without knocking and he holds an erected penis in his hand, then he probably engaged in masturbation.
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