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 22.03.2010
by JJ:

I met a young, married Jewish woman, aged 26. We met and liked.
I come for her for the next meeting, dinner and come to the common opinion that we should go to bed - both want to.

Suddenly she invites me home. He says it is comfortable. The devil agreed to me.
We go. I hear her phone ring.
She said, “Yes, yes mom. Do not worry. A decent man. very good. No no no no. He will not hurt me, Mom.
and so on.

I am in shock, I am alert, but I go, I am silent.

The call again.
She said, “Yes, Misha. Do not worry. A decent man. very good. No no no no. He won’t hurt me, Misha.
and so on.

He puts the phone and explains, “My husband has called.

And then I can’t stand it and ask, “What fucking thing is going on?”! to

She explains:
You can see, Andrew. I was changed by my husband Misha and according to our Jewish laws we either get divorced or the rabbi gives me permission to betray too.
This is what he gave me.
We all selected you on the Dating Site.
Source: http://bash.im
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