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 23.03.2010
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I am writing here for the first time on the instructions of a Combat Comrade.
In general, I work in a hospital, and since there is no money to keep a regular administrator, in case of problems we call one guy, he also brings us movies music and games sometimes.
In general, all the next action our team decided to create after passing (and some lack of passing) a wonderful game of the second part of Silent Hill.
In total, I am + two colleagues and 9 cute girls.
Nurses are wrapped in bandages and imitating blood on clothes and faces, two colleagues are standing at shields on different floors to turn off the lights synchronously, I turn on radio interference speakers.
Max comes, the guard misses him and says that on the second floor in the most distant cabinet the printer does not work, Maximka comes checking - all the norms, leaves the cabinet... the lights are turned off, the interference, the cabinets are supposedly nurses, well in general the atmosphere is awful. In the eyes of the guy clearly read at first a misunderstanding and then a full ah"No;ye from the situation....In general, having overcome 20 meters in 3 seconds, jumping two! The table at a time, with the screams "Mlyajaja!!!!!" and breaking all known world records he flew out of the building.
So here... when after some time, and the efforts spent to catch Maxim, sat down and drank tea, and remembered our little joke, and watched the video of this action... then we were definitely lying in the whole hospital = ))))

A man puts a video on YouTube, let it all break.
Source: http://bash.im
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