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 17.04.2010
From the ASK:
My girlfriend: No! Never deprive yourself of sleep for 2 (or give god no more!) Nights in a row!! to
First it is funny when on the second day everything around you accelerates at least 2 times, but then the real horror begins!!...
Girlfriend: it is worth blinking a fraction of a second longer and you are already in the desert trading pots and plates with your own kitchen... You open your eyes, but the sleep continues. And along with the neighbor to you may come something with socks instead of hands and ask to borrow a little creptonian strawberries!!! And you honestly try to remember where you put it.
girlfriend: you’re scratching and you seem to be returning to reality...it wasn’t here! You say something, but you don’t understand half a word. You try to answer, and the words are selected by dream imagination on the principle of consonance. And it comes out something like a tunnel-> towel-> pellet...
Then you go into the room for the right thing and suddenly the camera moves away from your back, like a third-person view. You see you go into the room, take what you need, turn your head, and instead of it, TIKVA! You run and you realize that on the road you fell asleep in the doorstep.
girlfriend: and when the folds on the blanket start to tell you your plans for tomorrow, you’re going to spat. Because tomorrow you don’t have to do two references and help with translation to a good friend. At least so said the cover.
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