From the Dairy:

I went to my sister yesterday. She decided to drink wine with her husband (without her, because she was pregnant). I went to the store where they kept alcohol (and there was a lot of it). And my sister, for the convenience of not having to get every bottle and turn to see what it is, glued onto all the bottles sticker type "licor such", "whisky saki", "red dry", "white semi-sweet" and so on. But since in the warehouse in addition to the shelves with alcohol is stored all kinds of household appliances, on all this sister's husband glued sticker with the inscriptions "I swab", "I laundry", "we clothes", "I water heater". But the top of it was a single tomato lying on the shelf with the inscription “I am a tomato... I was crying, Sasha is a genius.”