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 19.04.2010
My laptop broke. I took my wounded soldier to the workshop.

The master calls with the question:
What password do you have on your laptop?
There is no password.

He hanged the phone. In a few minutes the master calls. With a prayer in the voice:
- Girl, well tell me what your password is, or we searched for it, we found nothing.
I don’t have a password on the note. Just press Enter!

Hanged the phone. In a few minutes.

What is your password on the note?
Press Enter and you will be happy!
Just press Enter? Do you have a password to enter the notebook?
and yes.
I would say so immediately!

Who is a blonde?
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