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 21.04.2010
<< A joke about the director of our new store under construction - a girl with a half-and-a-half-meter legs, who for this is called the FACE of the branch, and is entrusted with organizational work. They pay well. Thanks to her, the object will open instead of April in July, here is an example of her activity. for the reg. Documents need a plan of the neighboring territory. From the sidewalk to the door leads a path that crosses the lawn and the lawn. Distance from the sidewalk to the door is 10 meters. We measure the part that crosses the lawn - 3 meters. She: And now we have to die the rest! I: Why then? And then to know the distance. I’m just seven meters away... She said, “I’m sure! In my head, there are assumptions drawn by the avalanche—from the inaccuracy of the plan to the inaccuracy of this part of space. We measure. Seven meters to fuck. She: How did you know?
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