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 24.04.2010
Unnecessary confirmation that even in the most risky situation, you should not lose hope:

I caught a man in the river. The oakun was large, but the only one was not fishing. At home, he noticed that in the stomach of the river robber, something spherical, of the correct shape emerged. It was a turtle. She did not show signs of life, but her legs and head were whole. And to do this, the man picked up a bowl of water and threw a turtle into it. In the morning, I discovered that she lived all the living - all bears in the bank.
I went, bought her ice cream shrimp, worms and other delicacies. It seems like they’ve eaten you. You open your eyes: clean water around, no predators and hooks - eat, I don't want to. The turtle was in paradise. For the fourth year she has lived in this paradise.
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