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 25.03.2008
Prehistory: I have a girl who stops smoking under the threat of the health of a possible future child.
The story: In the evening I write her a text message: "Love, don’t smoke tomorrow please. Think of your child"
The answer is "Fuck. The neighbor downloaded songs from the phone and read them. Now my mom will tell me I smoke and am pregnant"

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