The acquaintance at work gave free tickets for Metallica’s concert. And she went:

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Indeed, we are such fools.
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Heat for 2 hours.
I thought it was metal.
Then I went into the inets and looked at the photo.
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At 7 o’clock, the car came out.
begins to sing
I’m still such a grey – here are the good guys, the professionals.
Start in time
It was not that Agustina was 40 minutes late.
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Within half an hour, they began to take off the shock installation.
Lenka is also an acquaintance, grit - they have the drum broken, change
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Then I guessed it was hot.
Type of metal will come out.
They are old, with a beard.
There are real beards with beards.
We are pleased, we listen.
They listened for an hour, until a scream came from behind - roll out, give the metal!