My mom and sister were about to leave and they left me a 4-year-old nephew sitting on the toilet. They say, teach him to wipe the pop, you as a child, among other things, your uncle also taught. I waited until the little one finished, I called my uncle:"Oleg, how did you teach me in childhood to wipe my ass?", answer:"What’s new again? have forgotten? Wait, I will come"
The little boy had to go to the bathroom to shower.