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 27.04.2010
Returning from the army. Everyone has a coat, a hijacker type on the knee. The bomb is:
- Give me a little bit, I will reveal to you the secret so that family life is strong, long.
And all the drunk already, let’s collect coins on a common wave in the pockets.
And only Leha is like that - gets the tableholder and gives, like you, father, tell your secret.
And that: learn to suck the fucking man, deeply and without hands. Do it from heart and do not demand anything in return.
Lecha is a former hockey player. The man did not have time to negotiate yet, and he already exploded in the sky with his heels and flew somewhere to the urn. But the drunk, fucking he will be... The officer did not let go, stood up on his elbow, and with the reproach as follows:
What are you fighting? Or do you think it’s above your dignity, O daughter?
EtoGux
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