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 28.04.2010
by MiniBash2:
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What is the group_user table?
Me: Group of Users
SS: Is it very important?
Me: Everything is important
SS: How can I restore it?

Nothing has contributed so much to the transition of the Russians to Linux as the equalization of the use of open source to piracy!

I sit and look at the listing on Python. The father, looking at the monitor from a distance, asks:
Do you read Mayakovsky?

The xxx:
Dear friends, and this only seems to me that considering how much everything needs to be twisted to the 7th screw so that it works properly. Microsoft Corporation not only whispered the KDE interface, but also learned something from the generals?? to

Adminov, who reached the Tao 2 level, is characterized by pathological laziness and a nothing but a blurred feeling of Phuism, raised into absolute.

There is only one factor that prevents a company from opening its code – shame.

When the programmers on a circuit are ready to write a configurator for something, it turns out that it has long been written on a piton/pearl, and the programmers on C have almost finished a new version of that “something.”

The gods invented spam as a revenge for human prayers.

KDE 4 - you sit like in a dishwasher, where everything glitters and flows around; but only if you want to turn or get up - something must fall and break.

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