The truth about big breasts:

Here everyone says that big penis is cool, girls like it, and so on. Do you know how hard it is to have such a house? As a happy owner, I will tell you.
So the big:
It is very difficult to walk with it and almost impossible to dance with it. When everybody dances, I have to sit in a corner and everybody thinks I’m a shit.
With a big member you can’t go without cowards. He runs on the ground, and some insects are constantly crawling on him.
He is constantly falling out of the pants of cowards, and the main thing - fucking fix.
It's impossible to talk to a girl who has big breasts and decoult - he's giving out all your intentions.
With a large member, it is impossible to sleep on the stomach, and if he wakes up at night, it prevents him from turning through the stomach.
A large member becomes insupportable during an erection.
Girls never believe that you have a very large penis, and when they see what it really is, they faint. Fucking unconscious is terribly boring :(
And if the girl is conscious, she complains that she has pain somewhere in her chest (
You can not wear fashionable narrow pants and jeans, because the penis has to wrap around the leg.
Sorry for the UH, but it is a scream of the soul!!! This is my last hope!! bring it to the best, maybe the collective unconscious will reduce it by at least a few dozen centimeters...