10th Graduate Class in 1987. You remember, of course, the exam on Marxist-Leninist philosophy – and this is about 50 questions of such nonsense, in which, as I understood after the case below, nobody understood, and even the teachers who taught it.
So, like any normal person, I hardly got into all this shit, and since I was great on the rest of the items, I was just lost - there was nothing to cover! (But the literature was nothing to cover, I could not understand their problems, because I listened to Vysotsky, who at that time was not a classic, which he was not worse, but was forbidden. My friend was not lost in the legacy of philosophers and told me the mechanics of passing the exam in philosophy: "You know the history of the CPSU!" - It was the first question of the ticket (well, there are the facts and they can be remembered: well, Lenin lived, Lenin floated, Lenin will eat, etc. D is. “But in philosophy you must know that whatever ticket you would get,” continued my dear, “you 1) repeat the question itself 2) then bring it to matter and consciousness with one sentence 3) and tell the first ticket that you already know, which just defined the above-mentioned relations of matter and consciousness.”

It came out of it that it was necessary to learn one first ticket and reduce everything to it - my mathematical brain has learned the "formula of surrender"!
An example of the application of the formula below: I found the 20th session (not sure, since many years have passed, but not in the number of cases - enter any)))) but I remember that it was more than or equal to 20, so let us say the 20th): and the 20th enriched the Marxist-Leninist.
So the formula of the answer was simple: the 20th session introduced a new relationship of matter and consciousness, which Leninistically consists of... followed by the material ticket number one for 5 minutes of trekking! and all!
Dear was right: no one remembered the post-twenty-year-old and the exam was passed perfectly!))))))