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 07.05.2010
An English woman went to the bath when she remembered that she had forgotten to pull out a cake from the oven. Nagaia, she went down to the kitchen and pulled him out and heard a noise at the door. Thinking it was a bakery and knowing that he would leave the bread on the table in the kitchen if she didn’t open it to him, she hid in the kitchen toolbox. After a few moments the door opened and she, to her eternal shame, heard steps towards the closet. It was a gas maker who came to check the meter. “Oh,” said the woman, “and I was waiting for the bakery.” The gas driver murmured, apologized and left.
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