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 08.05.2010
Following the footsteps of the old feeding cat Murziki.
My mother told me a similar story.
A long time ago: she was still a child, they lived a huge black cat, more precisely a CAT! She doesn’t remember his name, but it doesn’t matter. One day her mother
(My grandmother) went to the neighbors, and there wrapped a rabbit (they are also cats for some reason), and then began to eat their offspring. The last rabbit had already been pulled out of her teeth, and then thought: what to do next? Either it will fall, or the mom will fall. I persuaded my grandmother to take it to the baby. Well, the grandmother, as she arrived at the house, thought: what, nafig, fun, if he dies - one disorder will be the child.
It is impossible to feed him: only 3 hours from birth - blind and can not eat on its own. She decided to give him a cat instead of a child - he will play and eat at the same time. But the cat was lazy: he would chase for a living protoplasm if he had a quiet one in his bowl. At the rabbit - zero attention, and himself adjusted to the dish with milk. But the wool was thick, long, and he did not eat too carefully, so drops of milk periodically flowed through the wool. The rabbit swallowed the smell and began to slip those drops. In short, the cat fed him! But this is not the end of the story...
The rabbit dressed up on the "papas's sick" and grew up into a huge white rabbit.
It is not known whether they considered themselves relatives - a cat and a rabbit, or whether they just hastened, but they became friends "do not pour water - where he is there and I." And that's not all: they became in the courtyard pachans - one after the other a mountain - even the dogs feared them, the bandits etaches.
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