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 09.05.2010
online newspaper days.ru "Lada cars will be collected in England"
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The British themselves are skeptical of the Russian car industry. The publication cites a few jokes about the "Lady", which is ongoing for local drivers.
For example, what does "Lada and the bathroom have in common? You can’t get out of both in a decent place".
Or "How are the brakes called in Lada? by Tinder"
How to name a Lada driver with a fine receipt for excess speed. The Artist"
What is the name of the amortisers in Lada? The passengers"
Did you know that the Lada manual contains 500 pages? Two pages of car information and 498 pages of bus schedules.
Source: http://bash.im
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