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 14.05.2010
And again from the popular community "virginity" on l.ru.

Question from the girl (D):
(d) Guys, please without STEB, advise how to divorce a guy for sex? Not to look like a prostitute. What are the receptors that influence the subconscious? Boys, what are you going to do?
Share who can.)

A: I have a good option.
You will need to be alone first. When this happens, with the words that it’s too hot here, start gradually dressing up. When you dress up, if it doesn’t have the desired effect, ask you to shower.
After that, with the screams about what is so cold here, kick him in your arms and ask him to warm up.
If that doesn’t help, put your things in your bags, find a mirror there. Look carefully from your feet to your head. If it’s all right, with the words that he’s not enough that pidoaz, and also impotent, fuck him on the cheek and go away with the head high.
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