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 14.05.2010
Choosing a hotel in Egypt, reading reviews, this killed to death:

Hotel for 2 - but very interesting, with double accommodation to you can accommodate a man, do not be surprised. I recommend single women, you will be provided with everyone, even a man. There are still cockroaches in the hotel, but the light did not burn in my room and I saw them only in the morning. In this hotel you will get acquainted with all kinds of flora and fauna, small mouses with pumps on their tails will run around the room and bite their legs, mosquitoes will provide you with acupuncture, and in the pool swim leeches and strawberries. All this is very funny. The reception is very polite service, trying to fix. Everyone promises to do in a minute (24 hours in Egypt).
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