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 15.05.2010
The subject of calling.
Waiting for his turn. In front of me was a recruiter, a lieutenant who graduated from the KII of the Ministry of Interior of the Russian Federation. He had worked for several days in the district department of the militia and appeared on the calling commission in shape and with a tabular weapon. We are launched by three or four people. It was his turn. He shows a paper that he works in the agencies and he is released from service, to which the Commissioner (Colonel) said:
“And now we will close the door, break your certificate, break you to zero, give out the form and you will go to serve in Severomorsk.
What he answered:
“I’ll shoot you in the head now, and I’ll write in the report that there was an attempt on your side to take possession of the weapon and that’s all. And I will be nothing.

You could see the face of the whole community.
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