I decided to sit on the Kremlin diet and lose weight.

It is horrendous horror!!

I will eat sausage without bread and drink tea without sugar.

She: Wow, I was already scared what it really was :)

He: Why was he scared? In principle, it should be focused on it :)

She: I'm just not used to hearing the phrase "Kremlin diet" from men.
For men, there are only three diets: "We need to eat less", "We need to move more" and for the most volatile - "We need to eat less and move more."