Cats are writing.
I greet you, I am a thick and furry beige pofigist with names - "Fedya", "where, fuck?", "fuck from here", "succa-again-mouse-drawn-in-bed", "on-je-u-you-lapoch", "mortch, pidor", "how, again to eat?", "ubyunacher", "ebanute creation", "your-cock!", "happy newspaper!" and "Fedor, fuck your mother!".
What I love more, I haven't chosen yet, but I want to complain to the owner - it's shit simply. When I am drunk, I am in my catch. When with a girl - licking her all from legs to head, although never seen to make eggs. Eat only for the compound, although not a shit. It is not allowed to walk on the keyboard, although such funny texts are obtained! I even wrote a story once...

In short, people help me! I have a computer, and I need it...