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 16.05.2010
Dark Lord: This is ugly! I dreamed that I was sleeping in a bed with some man in a semi-split room, and the bed was tight and this fool would not fall to me. I hate the writer. Well, I fucked him with my fist with all the do (approximately in the bowl) and woke up with a sharp pain, it turned out that I was fucking the bowl that was on the left of the bed. The result: the cushion was cut so that the boxes do not open, and the door, on the contrary, does not close, even the fist hurts. I slept fucking.
Solman: It’s terrible to imagine what you would do with a notebook if you dreamed of a nice girl lying with you in bed.
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