The case was in the blessed nineties, when the covering of the economic subjects was not the militia, as it is now, but the most genuine bandits.
Having determined a small amount to be paid monthly, the guys found their market niche by offering security services (mostly from themselves). The money was small, the entrepreneurs did not want to argue, paid properly. The business went well, they even opened an office next to ours. We coexisted peacefully, everyone knew what they were doing, and it was easy to read on their faces and stickers.

Now imagine the faces of my colleagues, when one of our neighbors enters the office, quietly extending me a paper. I am reading:

“So so, write it down!”
The band writes.

“To capture the city, to destroy it.”
From his sight, it was clear that he could.

“Then accept Christianity and develop the atomic bomb.”
He continues to write.

"To earn 150 thousand gold and produce 5 thousand people"
That was what he was able to do.

“Thank you,” said the bandy and walked away.

It took a lot of time before colleagues came to themselves to ask what it was. Everything is very simple, AGE OF EMPIRES was not yet translated into Russian, and I knew a little English in the district.

The car, Krasnodar, Hello