In general, when I was small, then quite small - a few months from the family, my ancestors gave an apartment new, in a new house, beauty! new FSE - furniture, wallpaper, etc. Caroach, my dear parents left me, sorry, unshakable, lying on the couch, and themselves leaned on the kitchen to bury. I was lying on my stomach, and there should be trouble, my young body, not yet accustomed to the pot, decided to do a dirty thing. Followed by Mom’s words:
"We are sitting with my father in the kitchen, and strange sounds from the room - the shuttle - Katy Rhodes, the shuttle - Katy Rhodes, the shuttle - Katy Rhodes... sent his father for reconnaissance. A second later, the father’s cry: “Hey, your mother!” Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fuand "
What did Katya do? After emptying the baby's stomach, sorry, on her own ass, she arranged a toy - she reached her ass with her heels, and then, already stained, she slipped around the wall clothed with new wallpapers. From the sight of the new petch came in angry enthusiasm!
The moral of this fairy tale - watch out for the children! Maybe Picasso is sleeping in it.