The Race:

I went somehow to a friend with a beer, drank, talked, naturally squeezed, went to the toilet. I go in and see the picture - a roll of toilet paper (soft, pink) stands on the shelf (alternatively), another roll is harder and unpainted (but the USSR), a slicked tube sheet of small slick paper (zero), the same sheet of a large slick (seven probably)... became scary.
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Ten years ago, I went to the bathroom. On the wall four pockets for toilet paper, above each inscription. In the two ordinary toilet paper, above them is written "For boys" and "For girls", in the third - a sliced newspaper ("For old-fashioned people") and in the latter - a slice ("For lovers of sharp sensations").