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 21.05.2010
The story happened five years ago and is absolutely true. A certain company bought equipment in England high-precision, technological with electronic brains tested and adjusted through modems. They paid an advance, agreed on a payment schedule and started cutting the bubble with this equipment. But the business is heavy and there is no money for the next payment and the machine of the fox hangs. We go to England so and so. They are in response: let’s sneeze through the modem, let’s see, and by the way, don’t forget about payment...
The machine starts working, but exactly for a week. Again the subsequent. His - fed - regulator suggests that the machine programming depends precisely because of the absence of the next payment and the English through the modem put him on a certain number. What we did was put him the current date a hundred years earlier and the stanook earned with great pleasure. In a week, the Englishman calls and asks, “Are you okay?” Our: Yes, yes, everything is okay. Apparently without understanding, they ask to look at their brains through the modem. We say that you shouldn’t worry, it’s okay... This people is invincible! Of course, the money was paid afterwards. No shit though.
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