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 22.05.2010
The village grandmother called the telephone master.
The Master comes:
What happened?
I’m told I don’t go to the phone for a long time, not everyone waits.
They throw the phone thinking I am not there. I immediately approach the phone! and more
The dog always cries before the phone call. Is she clear?
The master opened the distribution closet, took a cell phone and called his grandmother.
The phone didn’t ring immediately, but only after the dog fell.

Upon digging into the wires, the master discovered that:
The dog is bound to ground the telephone wire with a iron chain and a necklace.
The grounder is poorly attached to the thunderstorm, thus breaking the chain;
The dog received 90 volts at the incoming call.
After several strikes, the dog began to cuddle and write.
The moist earth closed the chain and the phone ringed.
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