I have a diploma. It is throwing terribly.
My boyfriend decides to take a cat. He begins to make horrifying throat sounds and speak with a subterranean whispering voice "Vasyajajaja, Vasyajajaja". Then he turns to me with the same whisper: "I am a wardalac! I am a wardalak" At this moment a frightened mother enters the room:
What happened? The cat again? Why is he so roaring?

I wore. Boy: "blin again minus before mom earned!" =)