Murderous facts about the British
This study was conducted in 2000.
So, do you know what...
Three British people die each year from testing their 9V batteries.
142 British people were injured in 1999 because they didn’t remove all the blades from their new shirts.
Every year, 58 British people are injured by using knives instead of screws.
19 Britons were killed over the course of three years because they believed the jewelry was made of chocolate.
Four British people lost their hands due to petards during the Christmas holiday.
18 British people suffered severe burns in 2000 due to using a new jumper with a cigarette in their teeth.
Over the course of two years, 543 Britons were forced to see a dentist after failing to open a beer bottle with their teeth.
Five British were injured due to out-of-control toy cars.

And finally:

In 2000, eight British people were hospitalized with a skull fracture they received while they were torn into the toilet.

I wonder how many scientists there are.