With KMP:

I was chosen by extraterrestrials as an intermediary to establish contact with the Earth. In the past year, I have been removed from the planet five times. My mission is to bring to mankind the knowledge that the alien mind possesses. I can tell the world the mystery of intergalactic movements, force radiation, the fourth dimension, the absolute mirror! But no one believes me. I addressed research institutions, individual scientists, wrote letters to the President and the Minister of Defense, posted information on the Internet. Ordinary people even refuse to listen to me, especially when they learn that I was in a psychiatric clinic for a while. My diagnosis does not correspond to reality. It’s been more than six years, and I still can’t live up to the hopes placed on me by the aliens... the CMP!

The guy here tricks the aliens, and you all fuck...