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 29.05.2010
1: Spitz with Aichi was with us yesterday... We spoiled it, took it with us to the park, bought me two penguins (balls of 250 rays). And then the drunk Petya said that he got tired of the phone... I grumble: break, throw out and buy a new... And he grumbles that the phone doesn’t break... I grumble: go here. About the asphalt as a jobnula and a metal heels hit him... In general, there even the simka broke... Men of the seat grind: this fool Petya, he did not know who contacted...
2: He is probably "happy" now))
1: And to me, as usual, shoppestets. And the shit knows it, he is now not calling... Well, the simka will restore in half an hour... And the phone is still tired of him... Here is a new one and he will buy. I bring good and happiness!
2: You are a strong female.
I am a normal woman: when I am drunk, I am fucking. So it should be.)
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