Adam and Eve are in the garden, God comes down to them and says, "My children, I have two gifts for you, only you have to decide which one."The first gift is to write standing. And Adam ran through the garden, rejoicing, jumping, shouting, sucking on everything in a row! On the trees, on the flowers, on every bowl and just on the ground! Eve stood up next to God... In silence they looked together at this madness... And then Eve asked, “My God, and the second is what gift?” And God said: Brain, Eve... Brain.

Why did he never give her it?

Why did you give both gifts to Adam?

She is a shit :(