Yesterday with friends had a nice take on the chest))) broke up in the morning. One day comrade at 10 in the morning, while at work he should be at 8 o'clock, the boss calls with the question: "Where are you to fuck?"" On what our comrade( in the course of a wild cock was) Answers: "I have a cat angry and I reassure her"" More intelligent and literate revenge I have not heard)))