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 12.06.2010
I come out of the entrance today and observe the following picture: On the other side of the roadway of the inner courtyard stands Innocentich with an empty cage.
and his cattle of uncertain race. It should be noted that Innocentich is a gentle and calm old man, as well as his dog - a very peaceful and silent creature. A car is moving near us. Innocentich, as a conscious citizen, kicks him, he said, pass, I will not cross the road with an empty cage. The car passes, but behind him, because of the corner of the house, leaves the second, and then the third. There is time to cross the road without obstacles, but Innocenty is waiting. The cars, in no hurry, followed us. The closer they approach, the more tense the old man becomes.
As soon as the second car passes, Innochenic, dragging a drag after him on the lead of a dog resisting all his legs, crosses the road before the third car. The brake, the glass falls from the passenger side, and the completely resounding creation of the twenty-year-old, the blonde breed, begins to whip on the old man.
With the deepest sense of duty, Innocenty interrupts the blonde’s verbal diarrhea:
I have to put my car under the windows constantly.
Blonde does not say:
I’ll always be there now! – I’ll always be there.
- Just try it, Toby and I will put all the wheels on it! Entering in
Going in, the old man said.
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