I tell my girlfriend a joke about the musicians:
The conductor hurts something to the orchestra, the rehearsal is 7 o'clock.
The third violin is 0.75 tons higher. 2nd fleet 0.25 tons lower!
The stroke does not stand and ferociously crashes on all "fake" instruments.
A dead silence... The conductor surrounds the orchestra with a dark look:
And who did it?! to
After a short pause, the loved one says, “Who did it?” The keyboard?