XXX: It’s a fucking kind of... Do you remember Vanuatu, a massager?
Yyy: Well, it’s silly, but yes
xxx: In general, you invited me to a date, and somehow it went that we were already on the first... Well, you understood. He makes me a massage and... "with you 800 rubles. A few more lessons and the back will be normal"
I sat with my mouth open for probably 10 minutes.