Talk to a friend about the weekend:

Q: Do you go to the house?
No, it won’t go, I have a girlfriend flying away, I have to go.
Okay, sorry, but where does it go?
Go to Omsk. In other words, in Kaliningrad. Fucking to Yekaterinburg!
Q: Where was she born?
In Kazakhstan. That is in Germany.
Q: How many girls do you have?