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 14.12.2007
<Athena> She left for four days of work in command. My husband is a programmer. The child spoke. In order not to die of hunger, bought foods full refrigerator, a couple (!) A bottle of beer and a cigarette. He had to give up a project.
<Athena> This morning I come - nothing is touched in the refrigerator. He sleeps on his bed, in his clothes, everywhere empty beer bottles, bulls, chlam, the most complete defeat.
<Athena> began to dig in his mobile phone - the only thing she found - the names of daily reminders "Pizza", "Pizza", "Dinner". Something tells me that all this time he had breakfast and lunch with pizza and dinner with beer. and ((
<Segal> A box of pizza a lot? )
<Athens> the fuck! He ate one beer.! to
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