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 29.06.2010
Dialogue before bed lying in bed (wife and 3-year-old son):
C: - Ma-a-am, give me the clocks - I'll sleep with them...
I didn’t put the clock on the shelf...
Q. Give me the clock.
The clocks have a house on the shelf and they sleep there at night.
Q. Give me the clock.
Yes, if you don’t keep quiet now, you’ll go to sleep in a tamper on the carpet under the door!
Q. With the clocks?
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