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 06.07.2010
<Lukas> He was in the military committee – registered in connection with the change of place of residence.

<Lukas> In front of me a Uzbek without education was tortured – “What specialty to write? What can you? Put a brick? Uzbek chose to mix concrete.

<Lukas> It is my turn. My specialty in the military ticket is written "physicist". Aunt asks like an Uzbek, “What do you know?” I say, “I can participate in the development and production of nuclear weapons.” She looked me in the eyes and wrote something on a card.

<Lukas> I think – I will also use Uzbek concrete in case of mobilization
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