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 07.07.2010
Wicked (14:25:52 6/07/2010)
Yesterday we went to Luxor at Darkness Eclipse. And when the pastel scene between the vampire and the grandmother should begin, he tells her, “I can’t do that, I have to ask your hand from your father and only after the wedding.”
The whole hall complained, fucking I was in shock myself, expected that the shirt would be a big fuck :)
And after that, in an outstanding silence, the girl says to the guy: "Look, I said :):): ". I was more irritated :) :)
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