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 08.07.2010
October: Some time ago, my wife and I used to argue about the outcome of the matches. Hockey, football, sometimes volleyball... before the game begins, we make a bet and get off. The bets are different - from who dusts the floor to performing various adult tricks. Since I am more interested in sports and better aware of the odds of certain teams, I watch bookmakers, read analysts, win more often. And sometimes I agree to argue about my wife’s rather exotic wishes. After watching the performance of the Spaniards and the Germans, I was ironily convinced in the final Netherlands-Germany and therefore without reflection agreed to the proposed condition. In the event of my victory, I asked for tomorrow’s dinner to eat out the chopsticks... But the wife who put on Spain won, because some of them in school learned a few words in Spanish, and in general they sing better. And so tomorrow, after work, I will shave the eggs and rub them with oil, instead of eating the chopsticks, so that they shine like a ball that the Germans have never been able to push into the gates of Spain.
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